HELLO WORLD! I AM SUJEETH KORAM!
I wanna do sum to do with medical idk what tho. Maybe like, cure everything? Or invent a new type of bandage that glows in the dark? The possibilities are endless, just like my ambition (and my procrastination)!
My Amazing Skills (Totally Real)
Expert in Procrastination
I can put off anything until the last minute, and still somehow (miraculously) get it done. A true talent!
Master of Bullshit
I can talk my way out of (or into) anything. My words are like a beautiful, confusing maze.
Medical Enthusiast (Kinda)
I once watched a documentary about surgery. Does that count? I also know where the heart is (usually).
My Vision for the Future (Very Important)
My vision is to revolutionize the medical field with... uh... things! Big things! Small things! Things that go beep! And maybe some things that don't. It's all very cutting-edge and top-secret, so I can't tell you more. But trust me, it's going to be HUGE. Like, really, really huge.
Contact Me (If You Dare)
Don't actually contact me. I'm very busy. But if you *really* want to, just send a carrier pigeon to "Somewhere Over the Rainbow, Cloud Nine, Universe 42". I check my mail there... sometimes.